so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
