somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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