They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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