I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
