When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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