its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Holy shit dude........stairs
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