We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just google imaged poop.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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