I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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