so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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