i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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