Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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