Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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