You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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