if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Boobs speak an international language.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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