Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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