But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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