Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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