I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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