New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
