He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
