I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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