Apparently you make a good broom.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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