She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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