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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place

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• (310): View more from California

  My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!

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• (909): View more from California

  DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

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• (813): View more from Florida

  As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.

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