do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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