You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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