just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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