Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
should my penis look like a turkey
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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