just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Randomize
