What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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