I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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