things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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