Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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