You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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