Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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