And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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