i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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