Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
