Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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