census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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