Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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