Betty ford says i'm here all night
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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