So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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