Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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