i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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