I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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