at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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