I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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