Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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