turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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