just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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