I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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