you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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